Enero 2011
Episode: Masterpiece
Professor Rothchild: Next time, bring Dr Reid back with you.
Reid: How come I never have any normal fans?
Episode: Broken Mirror
Mr. Davenport: Excuse me, can you actually read that fast?
Reid: Our conscious mind can process 16 bits of information per second. Our unconscious, however, can process 11 million. [Pause] Yes, I really can read this fast.
Episode: The Performer
Garcia: The password was Cullen.
JJ: Of course.
Reid: Colon? [in a confused voice]
JJ: Cullen. The vampire family from Twilight.
Reid: What’s Twilight?
JJ: Do you ever read anything other than technical books?
Reid: Not much in English.
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I would like to speak Spanish,
because Spanish is the language of lovers
– Jared Leto at the gig in Madrid (via i-will-live-mylife)
froto la orina del mono en mis entrerroscas. los lagartos minúsculos bailan en...
– jackassworld on twitter. ( Madre mia pero quien escriba esto sabe lo que dice?)
looking at pictures of myself from the past:
ksumms:
berrytwee:
Ages 1-8: AWH I WAS SO CUTE
Age 9+: WHAT HAPPENED
30 Seconds to Mars is :
cassieliss:
Jared Leto the vampire :
Shannon Leto the Jedi :
and Jesus Milicevic
Do I look sexy in my yuppie outfit? …whoever just screamed has serious mental...
– Jared Leto (via pukedthedayaway)
Shannon Leto: Confusing the fuck out of us and...
crazyizzy:
eriniscooler:
*credit to everyone except me*
let me add this one
Sex Therapy...with the Shanimal
mel-animal:
It’s your body, we can yell if you want to
loud if you want to, scream if you want to
just let me love you, lay right here girl, don’t be scared of me,
give you sex therapy, give you sex therapy
It’s your body, we’ll go hard if you want to…as hard as you want to, soft as you want to
just let me love you lay right here, I’ll be your fantasy
give you sex therapy, give you...
At 1:05 in "The Fantasy" when Jared laughs and...
jaredsknickers-:
eriniscooler:
Or some of you are like
While you’re all doing that, I’m like:
and im over here like:
Fear for your life when Jared asks the crowd to...
ibelieveyourlies:
-rocketskates-:
Ahahahaha! Yes. But we do the impossible anyway, just because he tells us to.
Family does not necessarily mean you share DNA. It means you share memories,...
– Jared Leto (via thisisnotrealityitsadream)
EXACTLY!
(via provehitoinaltum)
I’m not fucking small … I’m fun-sized!
– Shannon Leto (via 30secondstomymars)
thebadluck started following you
Hellooooooooooooooo!!!! = )
miryechelon:
Helloooooooooooooooooooo :)
Come closer!!!
– Jared Leto
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Interviewer: We have a laptop here, we we're pulling up 99X. But Jared, you thought it was porn.
Jared: Isn't it?
Tomo: Well, I was hoping it was porn.
Jared: I think you'd have the most popular radio website in history if you guys streamed porn on it.
Interviewer: That would be nice. Have you guys ever seen the end of a porno?
Shannon: Tomo has.
Tomo: Yeah, everytime. Every porno i've ever watched. Credits and all.
Jared: A lot of people don't know this but Tomo worked on a porno site.
Why you can not eat Jared's cookies
Jared: Time to have me some cookies * sings* Oh my box of cookies, my box of cookies,ohohohoh my cookies!
Shannon: * wipes crumbs from his face* Hey Jared! What is my favorite baby bro doing?
Jared: I was about to eat my cookies but it seem the box is missing.
Shannon: Oh no!!! We have to look for them! *Kicks the empty box behind him*
Jared: Shannon you ate them, didn't you?
Shannon: *Nervously looks around* No Jared I wouldn't do that to you.
Jared: So why is there crumbs on your shirt!?!?!?!?!?
Shannon: I think I hear Barbie *Runs*
Jared: *Runs after him* Get back here so I can put the hurt on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Being Leto brothers means...
conchitaechelon:
- Eating cake.
- Hitting stuff.
- Flipping people off
- smiling. <3
- going crazy on stage.
- making eachother laught.
- Being funny x’)
- and.. well… you know… *-*